Catching up with Former Liverpool Players in Denmark

FC Midtjylland-Brøndby IF

FC Midtjylland-Brøndby IF

The following are two posts which originally appeared on the excellent Liverpool blog, The Liverpool Offside. Christine and I arrived in Denmark in time to see her team, FC Midtjylland, earn their first Danish Superliga title. Along the way, we saw a couple of old, familiar faces in Christian Poulsen and Daniel Agger. 

FC Midtjylland-FC Copenhagen, May 17, 2015

When I followed my girlfriend to Denmark at the start of the month, I didn’t think I’d be helping cater to VIPs before an important football match. At no point did I think I’d be wearing an oversized apron, nor handed an official FC Midtjylland staff polo shirt. Nor did I think I’d be doing those things for free, and yet here I was doing exactly that, because I’m not legally allowed to work in Denmark at the moment. That said, despite the stress of working and knowing all of three words of Danish, I was given access to FCM’s next home matches against FC København (or “Copenhagen” to us English speakers). And we planned to also attend the following home match against Daniel Agger’s Brøndby.

FCM, although hardly a powerhouse, have built a successful little club since the merger of two smaller clubs in the late 90’s, finishing runner up twice, and taking Man City to the brink of elimination in Europa League qualifying back in 2008. Midjylland entered the contest 9 points clear of FCK in second, with four more to play after the match, meaning they could essentially lock things up with any points.

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Also noteworthy, FCM’s last year’s kits seem to be the inspiration for our 3rd kit offerings. (Only if Warrior, like so many camp children before them, screamed, “A little bit louder, and a little bit worse!”)

Of all the unmemorable Liverpool signings, Christian Poulsen ranks high (or is it low?). And from Poulsen’s perspective, when you find yourself benched for the likes of Jay Spearing, you know your latest career move hasn’t gone as planned.

Unlike fellow Dane, the beloved Daniel Agger, Poulsen’s career in Red was both short lived, and largely inconsequential. He now plays for FC København, or at the very least runs around in the center of the pitch and occasionally commits a foul.

Poulsen getting subbed out late in the second half.

Poulsen getting subbed out late in the second half.

Poulsen’s major contribution to the affair was a bafflingly stupid foul on an FCM player who was trying to shield a ball out of play. Poulsen took the unorthodox approach of trying to run directly through the back of the player, perhaps believing momentarily that since both he and the opponent were really composed of almost entirely empty space on an atomic level, he could get to that ball first. His basic understanding of physics, much like his football talent, was left wanting for more. The ensuing yellow card was well deserved, and probably one of the easier decisions of the referee’s career.

FCM finally broke the deadlock in the 74th minute, and doubled it in the 78th. I assume it was a total coincidence that Poulsen was subbed off immediately after the second goal.

The hosts held on to win 2-0, meaning they needed all of one point in the remaining fixtures to secure their first Superliga title in their brief history. They would claim that point during their following away mid-week game, a scoreless draw.

Full time.

Full time.

After the match, we were asked if we wanted to come back to work before the Brøndby match. I said, “Yes, but only if I get to take a selfie with Agger.” (I’m imagining that we’d both be holding up a Liverpool scarf together whilst singing “You’ll Never Walk Alone.” Then I could go play in traffic, because life would be all downhill from there.) She laughed, which is odd because it clearly wasn’t a joke at all.

I’ll be sure to post a video if when that happens.

FC Midtjylland-Brøndby IF, May 25, 2015

When I look back at the misery that was the 2014-15 season, there’s not a great deal to be happy about. Despite my best efforts to secure tickets, I still haven’t been able to make it to Anfield. For now, I must be content with bumping that sacred pilgrimage another year down the road. And seeing as I’m returning university to get my masters in the fall, “next year” isn’t looking too promising either. Still, silver linings exist, and despite not seeing our Reds, I was able to catch up with some beloved former Reds (plus Christian Poulsen).

IMG_1313The first was back in September, the one and only Xabi Alonso, playing for some upstart team Bayern Munich (?). The Bavarian Reds went on to beat SC Paderborn 4-0, and SC Paderborn went on to finish the league bottom of the table and a one way ticket to the German second division. Alonso and his magnificent beard were subbed off in the second half, because that’s apparently what you do with aging stars.

On Monday I caught up with another long-time Red, Mr. Daniel Agger, as his once and future current club Brøndby visited newly crowned champs, FC Midtjylland. There was still a bit to play for in the league, and with a win Brøndby could solidify their position in third place, the last of the Europa League qualifier spots, going 4 points clear of Randers with two games to play.

I know I’m not alone in my love of Daniel. Even a year after his return home, his name still regularly pops up in threads. The tone of lament is usually reserved for moments of deep reflection, reminiscing about the one that got away. This love put me in an awkward position seeing as I couldn’t quite root against my girlfriend Christine’s favorite team. Her father gave me an out of sorts, telling me before the match that he had bet on a draw. A draw? Great! Let’s root for a draw.

Brøndby supporters are in there somewhere, promise.

Brøndby supporters are in there somewhere, promise.

Brøndby supporters are notorious across Denmark for their crazy antics, and they certainly failed to disappoint on this occasion. From the moment they were let into the stadium until well after the final whistle the supporters gave their all. As soon as Agger walked on the pitch to warm up, he went over to greet them, and they replied with a song about him. And at kickoff they filled the stadium with yellow smoke to match their bright yellow kits, while the locals grumbled about it.

The match got off to a cracking first half. Brøndby opened the scoring in the 9th minute after their striker latched onto one of the worst back passes I’ve ever seen. Unfazed, the hosts replied two minutes later with a scrappy goal of their own. FCM found the back of the net again in the 27th minute from some nifty interplay in and around the box and a solid finish. Not to be outdone, Brøndby came right back and equalized in the 29th minute.

It looked to be headed into halftime on equal terms, when Daniel Agger reminded everyone why he had played at the highest level for most of his career. Brøndby was awarded a corner as stoppage time began, and the home side just could not clear their lines after several attempts. A fortunate deflection found a Brøndby player out wide, who in turn played an excellent cross, finding Agger who was making a near post run. The angle was tight, but he was able to put it on target and past the keeper, ensuring a halftime lead for his side.

Agger’s goal proved decisive. The exciting, back-and-forth first half gave way to a drab, scoreless second, and Brøndby held on to get one step closer to Europa League qualifying.

During the second half, Christine asked what I would say if I met Agger. There are loads of things I would want to say. “Thanks for all the great memories.” “I loved watching you play for Liverpool.” “You seem to be a good role model because of your passion and work ethic.” “You’ll Never Walk Alone.” Instead, I would probably just mumble something like, “I’m just…a really big fan.” Christine nodded thoughtfully and replied, “I would tell him he’s hot.”

Agger, doing captain-y things.

Agger, doing captain-y things.

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