…we are expecting some mild turbulence ahead. Been awhile since my last real update, so here we go. Suddenly, job security has become iffy around these parts. In addition to moving to a new school, we’re losing at least 100…
World Cup Bids
This is an elaboration on a rant I started on Facebook: Bullshit. Russia and Qatar were the least deserving of the tournament for a variety of reasons. Lets start with the 2018 group: England: Invented the game and has the…
Top 5: UT Memories
Well, the regular season has come to a close for my beloved Volunteers. Needless to say, it was a tough one, but we knew it would be as soon as That Last Guy ditched in the middle of the night…
Chaos Revisited
Turns out, I have strong circumstantial evidence that North Korean officials read my blog. Before I get started, thank you for reading. As you may recall, I stated previously that North Korea is part Dr. Evil, part Wille E. Coyote;…
The Dentist and Other Horrors
I went to the dentist for the first time since I lived in Japan. That’s over three years at this point, for those keeping score at home. Unfortunely, I had the most painful teeth cleaning experience of my life, with…
Blast from the Past: The China Chronicles Part 2
Preemptive editors note: This article? Complete crap. This is the second column I wrote in the summer of 2005 for The Daily Beacon. Read it at your own risk, and keep in mind I was fighting a nasty sinus infection…